Me acaba de llegar un correo que Gmail ha derivado sin gastar mas que un fentosegundo de cpu a la carpeta de Spam. Es uno de esos correos que no son mas que un timo, pero, por hacer un gracia y buscarle el chiste voy a reproducir aqui:
My reason of contacting you is purely based on seeking your assistance. To tell you more about me, I am 21 years old and the only child of my late parents Mr and Mrs Charles Johnson and I am living here in Abidjan, the capital city of Cote d' Ivoire in West Africa. I was a student at a university here studying mass communication but the sudden death of my father forced me to discontinue my studies because no one could sponsor my studies again. My mother died many years back when I was just four years old and since then I have been with my father and he took me so special. His death was so sudden and was caused by food poisoning as the doctor said in his death certificate but we are suspecting one of my uncle who always travel with him any time he is making overseas trip as the person who planned his death, well only God knows the truth
A ver, esto parece sacado de Hamlet, algo huele a podrido en Costa de Marfil, capital Yamoussoukro. Mamomencete, actualiza el timo que desde los años 80 la capital es esa y no Abiyan.
The issue now is that I want to move out of this country immediately to a more secure place where I will live for the rest of my life because since the death of my father, his brother's and other family relatives have all taken over all my late father's belongings including his business and houses and they don't even want to consider me because I am a girl and from their crude culture here, girls are not allowed to process anything from the family until they are married.
Vaya, tocamos la fibra sensible de la gente, es una chica que se vera sometida por los machismos imperantes en la zona, que historia mas enternecedora.
In my own case, my father was a business man who always export Cocoa to Europe and he made a lot of money from this business and own lot of properties and houses, his brothers have taken control of all these things and they can even kill me too if I should ask about them. For this reason, I don't want to be associated with them again. However, my father confided a secret to me before his death in a hospital here. He told me that he deposited a consignment in a security company here in Abidjan Cote D Ivoire, a box of trunk containing the sum of ($7.500.000). and no one knows about this, not even the security company because he registered the content of the box as family valuables.
Aqui esta el reclamo, 7 millones y medio de dolares que solo la chiquilla sabe que existen gracias a que su padre le confio el secreto en su lecho de muerte.
He also told me that he used my name (Miss Nellie Johnson) as the next of kin in depositing the trunk box containing the funds and also handed over the depository documents to me. He told me that it was because of his wealth that he was poisoned and that I should seek a trustworthy person in a country of my choice who could assist me to claim and invest this money.Dear Beloved One, this is the main reason I contacted you. I want you to help me claim this consignment/trunk box (CASH) from the security company here in Abidjan Cote D Ivoire to your country and also help me to relocate to your country to continue my life over there.
Aqui esta la descripcion del panoli que necesitan, alguien a quien le enternezca el mensaje, pero por si acaso, fijense que las palabras CASH estan en mayusculas.
This country is no longer safe for my continual stay because every day here I am living under the fear of those my late father's relatives. I am no longer living in my family house because they might try to kill me since they want to inherit all my late father's properties. I am now living in a guest house here and I want to move out of the country finally with this money and I need your help.If you agree to help me, I will compensate you with 20% of the total sum and also you will manage these funds in any good investment while I will continue my studies and every income made will be shared between us. Thank you and I look forward to your positive response.
Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.
Y la promesa, el 20% de los 7 millones mas la mitad de los beneficios que se obtengan invirtiendo el resto. Una pasta gansa.
Esta bien hecho por que no se pide nada por adelantado explicitamente, me pregunto que pasaria si respondo al correo. Lo mas seguro es que nada pero a lo mejor te piden una tarjeta de credito o que envies algo de dinero a algún sitio, o algo asi.
Lo mas seguro sin embargo es que si respondes tu cuenta de correo pasara a formar parte de una lista de panolis a los que ofrecer todo tipo de mierdas mas sofisticadas.
Ni que decir tiene que las direcciones de correo son curiosas, el correo llega de Nellie Johnson
Nellie Johnson
reply-to nellie_jo2@yahoo.fr
to nellie_j15@yahoo.co.jp
date Jul 26, 2007 4:19 PM
subject Hello!!!
signed-by yahoo.co.jp
mailed-by yahoo.co.jp
Resumiendo, si recibes alguno de estos correos, no lo dudes ni un solo segundo, es un TIMO, lo mejor que puedes hacer es simplemente.... borrarlo.